Jaded Reviews
A jaded view of music, movies and whatever else I desire.
Bud Light Golden Wheat – Why?
Oct 31st
Anheuser-Busch launched it’s new Bud Light Golden Wheat on October 5th 2009.
Why?
I would be curious to know who came up with this concoction, who decided it was a good idea and who ok’d the release? IMHO? It tastes like I would imagine Redneck Ass tasting like. Non-washed-no-indoor-plumbing-been-wiping-with-corn-husks-kind-of-ass.
Oh. Was that too harsh? I am sorry Anheuser-Bush, as I am quite a fan of other beverages you choose to produce for us fellow humans. This, however, not so much. I do believe you missed the mark here.
Orange peels and Coriander? Who the fuck puts that in beer? *shaking head*
I am sitting here, wracking my brain trying to come up with some way to seriously adequately describe the undescribable taste of this beer. I am having a hard time. It tastes seriously heavy on the hops. I suppose you can taste a hint of the orange peels, there is a citrus kind of undertone, but it doesn’t compliment the beer in any way as, say, a slice of orange in a Blue Moon. (Lord I love that stuff!) Maybe it’s the Coriander that has been added. Maybe it’s because this is a “light” beer, and really, something with this much (or this many?) flavors going on needs to be stout and heavy. I’m not real sure, all I know for a fact is that it doesn’t work.
Um. Not really. Are you drinking the same beer Mr. Sundet? Something tells me you’d even rather be sitting at the Pub with a frosty mug of Blue Moon in your hand and this is Anheuser-Busch’s sorry substitute for such a desire.
You know, I betcha Coke employees sneak a Pepsi once in a while….just sayin’.
A New Bone to the Sauce, or New Sauce for the Bone?
Oct 25th
- BoneSauce
Move over Trent Ash, here comes something meaner, meatier, and saucier!
BoneSauce fans got a treat last night as BoneSauce brought out their newest front man, Mike Postin from Cuba, Illinois. He was loud, proud and playin’ to the crowd last night! I believe he is the exact opposite of former front man Trent and has the potential to bring a needed ingredient to this bone rockin’ band.
Once I’d heard there was going to be a change in the band, I began to get itchily nervous for their future. Selfishly, I began to wonder if I was even going to like them as much, as I am not a big “change” lovin’ kind of gal. Waiting for last night’s BoneSauce appearance at Crossroads was the longest wait I think I’d ever experienced in my life. I was not patient about it either.
I arrived in the middle of their first set. I like to time my arrivals around there because I figure they should just about be warmed up, losing the beginning jitters and really starting to rock the joint. Of course, all bands are most relaxed and fluid by the second set, however, I like to see a little bit of that unease that comes along with the first set. Seeing a group grappling for that comfort level, feeling out the crowd, warming up their voices and finding their groove speaks volumes to me about not only how the band is going to perform the rest of the night, but how they meld as group as a whole.
It seems the chemistry in this sauce is just right. There wasn’t any kind of awkward “new guy” tension that you might expect from a new front man finding his way within a new band. At least none that I picked up on mind you. Mike came across as professional, yet approachable, and most importantly, at complete ease standing before a live crowd performing.
While I didn’t notice the range in Mike that Trent had, I do think that Mike’s voice lends an edge to the group that they desperately needed. I liked his sound and I am anxious to hear him after he’s had more time to rehearse, feels more comfortable with the play lists and really lets loose. I see all kinds of potential in his performance and the air that he brings to BoneSauce. You could feel it in the other band members too. They are so pumped with Mike’s ability it literally oozed from them when I spoke with them regarding their newest member. Of course, I really didn’t expect otherwise. I mean, if they didn’t feel confident in their pick, they wouldn’t have picked him, right?
Their play list kept the crowd jumping, even dancing away, something that I didn’t see happen at their last show. Was it the electricity in the air over the excitement of the addition of Mike? Was it Mike’s stage presence? Possibly both. I recall a certain tension in the air from the band themselves when Trent was the front man. Being on the sidelines I am not willing to guess at where that tension came from, but I can say it was felt all around. It was splendid not feeling that tension in the air last night.
All in all it was another great show put on by a great band whose potential has just been stepped up a giant notch. I look forward to catching them at their next performance at Crossroads! Maybe I will be able to get me a new necklace/swag since mine broke last night while I was dancing my little big ass off! 
Hmmm…..?
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