Shotgun Dixie

Shotgun Dixie

Shotgun Dixie

**Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as “a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy.” [1]The narcissist is described as turning inward for gratification rather than depending on others, and as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, and prestige.[2] Narcissistic personality disorder is closely linked to self-centeredness. It is also colloquially referred to as “the God complex.”**

Before you go off on me, you must understand one thing. I am a music lover and the only types of music that I don’t love include a) Jonas Brothers b) Off key singers c) Shotgun Dixie. Why such a strong reaction to this particular band?

I don’t even know where to start.

Let’s start with their sound. It’s country. I love country, when it’s done well. Just like anything else. This band couldn’t carry a tune if it had a handle.

Now, the lead singer, Steve Towery, could sing. Why he would surround himself with such tone deaf boneheads is beyond me.


They kept touting and referring to certain “bragging rights” such as opening for the likes of Dierks Bentley adding in comments to the tune of “look where he landed because we opened for him!”

Bah. The only thing I could think when that was said was “narcissistic idiots, if you launched his career what the hell happened to yours?”

Which brings me to the second reason I couldn’t stand this band. Their God complex. They thought they were all that and some chips when really they were not made of win. They weren’t good looking. You had Larry the Cable Guy in the lead with some goofy lookin’ dudes backing him up. Larry, aka Steve Towery, being the only member who could actually sing. Then you had this guy:

Ugh....

He was the epitome of narcissism. I wanted to gag. I am not real sure what he did or what he was. He just sorta stood there, looking foolish with a beer in one hand, the mic stand in the other hand acting like he was something special. He didn’t really sing. He kind of threw in a two or three word back up vocal from time to time, off key mind you, but that’s about it. He was obnoxious to the max, totally distracting from the band, and didn’t do a damn thing to enhance the performance or even help carry to carry it. Upon further researching this band, I found that they are the “official house band for WFYR-FM 97.3 River Country – A winning combination!” I beg to differ on the “winning combination” statement.

I found all the explanation I needed on this idiot they put out in front of the band on their own Band Bios web site:

Randy Williams is the newest member of SHOTGUN DIXIE. Since all of the other members of the band have many, many years of experience, it was decided what the band needed was some new blood with no experience at all! Actually, Randy has run sound for the band, been a head roadie, and has sung hundreds of hours of karaoke. Randy helps out on background vocals, announcing, percussion (occasionally), and is the band’s version of the class clown. Randy’s role is to help get the crowd involved with the performances and to add some versitility to the band’s music with some well-placed background and harmony vocals. In addition, Randy helps out with promotion and bookings. By the way, Randy is the youngest (non-musician) member of the group and the ONLY single (unmarried) member.”

Ahem.

I think that was a bad decision on the band’s part. Makes me wonder if Randy has some blackmail on the band since he’s been “head roadie” and all. Hours of karaoke does not make one a band worthy singer/addition.

Band clown? Really? Hmm….

It is not surprising to me that this band has not made it big nor is it surprising that this Randy clown is unmarried and single.

100% FAIL.

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Bogart Jones Takes It All Off

Hawt As Hell

Hawt As Hell

Once again I had the great privelidge of dancing the night away to the tasty sounds of Bogart Jones. That in it’s self makes for a fantastic night, right?

Now, toss in the fact that it was Jamie’s  (Crossroads) birthday, my birthday and a friend of ours’ birthday and you got yourself quite a whollup of good time!

There is no place I’d rather celebrate my birthday than at Crossroads surrounded by great friends, making new great friends and listening to the likes of Bogart Jones.

It’s a girl’s dream come true, really.

These guys amaze me. Their talent is through the roof and their song choices keep the crowd pumped and going all night long from the first song of the set on to the last song of the night. Folks just don’t want to sit down and listen. That would be nearly blasphemous. You almost have to get up on your feet in order to show the guys the respect that they deserve when it comes to their music! This ain’t no toe tappin’ hummin’ along kind of band ladies and gentlemen. This is a bust out your rump shaker kind of band.

I have seen bands who are phenomenal like this in the talent department, but they all are lacking in comparision. The very thing that makes Bogart Jones one of the best of the best is that they aren’t too good to interact with the audience. They bring the fans into the  performance, into the show as though we were all intimate friends just hanging out in someone’s garage having a jam session and a few beers.  They just happen to be a rock band and we all just happen to be their groupies.

They are very talented performers in what they do, however, my favorite is when they play their own stuff. Their own tunes are ten times better than any cover that they can muster (which are awesome mind you) and the more I listen the more I like them. I have put a playlist of their original music over there in the side bar. I highly recommend you checking out their songs. Find them on ReverbNation. Become a fan. Support them in all arenas. Find them on Myspace. What I’d really like to see from these guys now is some swag. Even maybe a shirt just for me. You know. I can cut it up and wear it to the next show. Whaddya say boys? Who is against free advertisement?

Maybe next time Wes takes his shirt off, he can just toss it my direction? That would work too.  I won’t be a t-shirt snob.

If you haven’t seen/heard their eargasm-ness yet, you must, MUST, go see a show. There are no excuses as I have posted their very schedule here for the ease of your perusal. All you have to do is pick a time and a place and get your ass there. Not hard, right?

No excuses. I want to see y’all there.

Jun 20 2009 9:00P
Moore’s Pub Canton, Illinois
Jul 10 2009 8:30P
Bogie’s Bar and Grill Peoria, Illinois
Jul 11 2009 8:00P
The Brick Bath, Illinois
Jul 18 2009 7:30P
The Stag Havana, Illinois
Jul 31 2009 9:00P
The Grand Tap Galesburg, Illinois
Aug 1 2009 9:00P
Mullen’s Irish Pub Morton, Illinois
Aug 7 2009 9:00P
Tiffany’s on Main Maquon, Illinois
Aug 8 2009 9:00P
Moore’s Pub Canton, Illinois
Aug 14 2009 8:30P
Bogie’s Bar and Grill Peoria, Illinois
Aug 15 2009 9:30P
Crossroads Bar and Grill St Augustine, Illinois
Aug 22 2009 7:30P
PRIVATE PARTY Canton, Illinois
Aug 29 2009 7:00P
The Stag Havana, Illinois
Sep 12 2009 8:00P
The Brick Bath
Sep 18 2009 7:00P
Lewistown Fall Festival Lewistown, Illinois
Sep 19 2009 3:00P
Hometown Harvest Festival Benson, Illinois
Sep 19 2009 9:00P
Mullen’s Irish Pub Morton, Illinois
Sep 25 2009 8:30P
Bogie’s Bar and Grill Peoria, Illinois
Oct 2 2009 9:00P
The Grand Tap Galesburg, Illinois
Oct 3 2009 9:00P
Moore’s Pub Canton, Illinois
Oct 9 2009 9:00P
Knickerbocker’s Bar and Grill Sunnyland, Illinois
Oct 31 2009 9:00P
The Stag Havana, Illinois
Nov 6 2009 9:00P
The Grand Tap Galesburg, Illinois
Nov 7 2009 9:00P
Tiffany’s on Main Maquon, Illinois
Nov 27 2009 9:00P
The Stag Havana, Illinois
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Fitz Inn Green Valley, Illinois
Dec 19 2009 9:00P
Moore’s Pub Canton, Illinois
Dec 26 2009 9:00P
The Stag Havana, Illinois
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